i was tagged. yes, i was.  exmi, that b with an itch, snuck up and tagged me when i wasn’t looking. so without further ado, here’s more info about me than you really care to know.

Do you get regular massages?

i’m a sucker for a massage. i’ve probably spent a fair pile of money on massage in my life, though there’s  nothing worse than a bad massage. then i lie there dying for it to end and all want is to stomp off the table. i haven’t been getting regular massages over the last few years, but i think i’ll be getting more, now that i’m training really hard again.

Do you have an answering machine?

i have voicemail at home. though word to the wise, i never check it. or at least not often. like once a month. call me on my cell.

What cuss word do you use the most?

shit, i truly don’t know. 😉

Are you underweight or overweight?
probably average, but for what i’d prefer, over.
Can you see your veins?
yup.

Favorite…

Soap?

most hand-made soaps. i love bath-oils and soaps and massage oils, and stuff that smells nice and … i think you catch my drift.

Fruit?

cherries, though i love most fruit, except guavas and durian.

Kind of red meat?

haven’t eaten red meat in over 20 years.

Fish?

salmon/seared tuna. yum.

Candy bar?

don’t do candy bars, but love toblerone, lindt.

Have You Ever…

Eaten a whole bag of potato chips?

hate to admit it,  too many times.

Eaten lobster?

yup. used to love lobster thermidor from the brass bell in kalk bay, but that was a loooooong time ago. don’t even know if it still exists.

Climbed a mountain?

yup. a few times. or maybe a mountain side. a small one. or maybe it was a hill. uhm, a mole-hill?

Been skydiving?

nope

Been water skiing?

nope

Do You…

Wish you could change something about your life?

yes.

Like your nose?

well, my mom used to tell me that i had a nose like a blob of dough in the middle of my face. however i’d like my nose more if it didn’t try to run off my face so frequently.
Like salt and vinegar chips?

yup.

Eat salsa?

not often now that i live outside of  the states.

Own a boat?

nope. but i’ve been known to  rock it.

What Is…

A small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences?

allowing 1 drop  to lead to a  deluge.

Your most macho trait?

thinking i can do it all myself. though i often can – i’m a woman with power-tools! 😉
The longest relationship you’ve ever had?

still have it. it’s just metamorphosed.
Your most embarrassing thoughts?

now why would i share those?!

Your most shameful moment?

ditto!

This/That…

Bath/Shower?

either, depends on the occasion.
Markers/Crayons?

all stationery (and crafty stuff). (gets maniacal glint in eye)
Pens/Pencils?

all stationery. (gets maniacal glint in eye)
Jelly/Cream Cheese?

jelly – dairy allergies which i sometimes ignore really kick my snotty ass.
Bagel/Toast?

toast. bagels sometimes.
Finish…

My greatest weakness is…

a tendency to isolate.

I wish I was…

so financially abundant that i could help the many people i know, friends and family, going through a hard time.
Three things I wouldn’t do for a million dollars are…

kill someone. kill myself. eat dodgy stuff. i don’t know. maybe i’d eat the dodgy stuff if i was allowed to call huey.
The oddest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth is…

not something i’m going to share with you! 😉
Firsts…

Credit card you had?

can’t remember
Loan you got was for?

studying
Paycheck was for how much?

R150 (a week, for my role in Celebration at the Artscape, then Nico Theatre )
Time you had stitches?

hernia, aged 2
Time you went to the hospital for something?

aged 2, hernia op.
Lasts…

List everything you ate in the last 24 hours?

chicken breast, fish filet, salad,slice of bread and jam,  3 digestive biscuits, half rusk, chicken curry and roti, 2 bananas (wow, that makes  it look like i gorged myself!)
Last thing you used a credit card for?

grocery shopping

What was your job previous to the one you have now?

craft service on a movie with Paris Hilton, where the fumes coming from her trailer gave me an overwhelming contact high and the sight of her u.s. size 11 shoes on a table, made me think we had a drag-queen on set.
Last thing you celebrated?

my birthday, a few days ago and i guess the start of survivor sa last night.
Last time you were at a sports bar? rarely, almost never go to sports bars, but probably last time i was in the states.

ok, so i’m not going to tag anyone specifically, but if you’d like an opportunity to over-share, here’s your chance . TMI, give it to us, i dare you. so, if you’re reading this, tag, you’re it! just link back here so i can read yours.