SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO GET THEIR HAIRY LITTLE BUTTS KICKED!!!
they seem to regard my furniture, clothes, belongings, etc, as very expensive chew toys. even when i spend a fortune on chews for them!
no regard for modesty – or my underwear!
- my patio table
- my patio benches
my expensive custom made patio furniture doesn’t stand a chance! i’ve tried everything to make them stop – i’ve used spray that’s supposed to keep them away. uh-uh, not working. i’ve mixed up cayenne and vinegar and painted that on – yum! zee seems to think i seasoned it specially to make it even tastier! urgh! what do i do?!
- my stoep plants, one lone survivor
chai arrived and took a liking to my very special plants – and taught zee that chewing up the foliage was a delicious idea!
- kleenex on what used to be a clean stoep
the various chewed up socks, have long since gone with the trash!
- exhausted after a day of destruction
at least i’ve stopped zee from sleeping on my head! (only by banishing her off the bed permanently once she peed on me one night!)
though how do i resist them when they’re this cute!?
i’ve said it before, i’ll say it again, i’m so damned puppy-whipped! even with the hurricane of destruction that is chai and zee, i wouldn’t want to live without them!
time for dog-aholics –
step one, i admit i am powerless. my life has become unmanageable.