quick bytes…

in keeping with the TMI theme and seeing that i haven’t yet finished the posts i’m working on, here’s something i lifted off jared orlin’s blog, adventures in entertainment. he also happens to be entertainment editor for you magazine.

these were my answers to his Celebrity Quick Bytes feature.

Q: You’re auditioning for Idols. What song would you choose?

A: I make an ass of myself often enough. Why would I want to subject myself to ridicule on Idols as well?!!

Q: If you were competing in an all-celebrity version of Strictly Come Dancing who would you pick as your dance partner?

A: HHP, because we’d win! Obviously!

Q: What politician would you date?

A: Our president of course. I could be his 6th wife and we could take a shower together. See-ree-arse!!!

Q: What’s your feeling on 2012? Do you think the world will *really* come to an end?

A: Depends on whose end…ba-dum-pum! Ok, that’s an American joke. “Depends”. Depends? Geddit?! [Depend (noun) – an adult diaper, basically – Ed.]

Q: Your belly button – is it an innie or an outie?

A: I’m bio-engineered.

Q: Do you like your toes?

A: We have a very good relationship, Actually. it’s a fine balance…

Q: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?

A: Sorry, I don’t eat and tell. Oops, was that my outside voice?!

Q: If a genie gave you three wishes, what would they be?

A: Easy! Wish #1: an infinite supply of wishes. Done and dusted. Next!

Q: If you had the power to annihilate all recordings of one song, what would it be?

A: De La Ray of Light.

Q: Comedy time: tell us your favourite joke or one-liner…

A: Two nuns walk into a bra, uhmn, I mean bar…