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November 7, 2009 by cybersass

if this blog were my child, it would be in the custody of protective services by now and i’d be charged with some serious neglect.
my life is in such overdrive right now that i have almost no online time. i’ve been seriously MIA on the interwebz and that’s not about to change.
things that have been happening:

  1. after all that hoo-hah about being self-employed a few months ago, i went to the states for 2 months, came back and promptly got re-employed till february 2011. yes, folks, i’m back on contract and jennifer adams rides/wields her stethoscope again. whatever, after a short stint in the “buiteland” i’m back in “binnelanders” and on your tv nightly at six.
  2. my clothing line, sass designs has been launched. stock will soon be available at “burgundy fly” in maponya mall, soweto (i was psyched that my first order came from soweto – the place to be!), “koco bino” in sandton city  (so stoked!) and an exclusive boutique near you. i’ve been getting no sleep trying to keep all the balls in the air, but i’m trusting that it’ll all pay off.
  3. i’m about to leave for an unknown destination for about a month on a truly big adventure and much as i’m bursting to tell you about it, i’ve signed a non-disclosure agreement which strictly forbids me to say anything! ack!!! you’ll probably read about it in the sunday papers and the tabloids soon though. suffice to say that my life will be even more off-line for the next month than it’s been lately. no cell or interwebz access to say the least.

ok, that’s it in a nutshell. and hopefully this’ll keep protective services at bay for a little while. i’m a good mom blogger, i really am! ;)

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    a few tips…

    October 10, 2009 by cybersass

    in honor of a particularly awful anniversary which for the first time ever, yesterday came and went without me thinking about it at all, i will repost this most apt list which i just found on facebook. in fact it’s what reminded me in the first place!

    Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work!

    1. Don’t put drugs in people’s drinks in order to control their behavior.

    2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!

    3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!

    4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.

    5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON’T ASSAULT THEM!

    6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

    7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.

    8. Always be honest with people! Don’t pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.

    9. Don’t forget: you can’t have sex with someone unless they are awake!

    10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone “on accident” you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.

    and now go over to sheena’s blog for some advice in case the creeps don’t heed the above instructions. and stay safe!

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